Any time you wear shorts past august

baebysittinq:

White Adult: I’m getting cold just lookin’ atchya

weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
matt-molloy:

134 photos merged into one image. I made this from a sunset timelapse I shot in August of 2012.

matt-molloy:

134 photos merged into one image. I made this from a sunset timelapse I shot in August of 2012.

bustysaintclair:

meowdypurrtner:

its really important for men to stand up to other men who say terrible and sexist shit

because sexist men dont listen to what women have to say

literally the most important thing men can do if they want to call themselves feminist allies 

17yr:

honestly im such an emo bitch

Has it ever struck you that life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quick you hardly catch it going?
Tennessee Williams, The Milk Train Doesn’t Stop Here Anymore

(via abstraktum)

unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

unimpressedcats:

i just …. can’t … quite … reach … 

unimpressedcats:

i just …. can’t … quite … reach … 

rhydonmyhardon:

rhubabe:

where my ohioans at tbh

ohio isnt real

imreallycoolandfriendly:

If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby