japhers:

Overly Attached Father Figure Porrim Maryam

I told you guys I’d find a use for those drafts they helped me make comics

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

tommarvolohiddles:

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

I want that to be the final line of my biography.

let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth

roseonabeach:

mriloveyourhat:

bagelhogger:

methlabrador:

over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are

SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT

PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME

WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/

GUYS

http://www.ahhhh.com/

croutoncat:

i want to work for Mountain Dew because whenever someone confront me about something i’ll be like ‘with all dew respect’ and i’ll be promoting the company and making a joke about it and everyone will probably love me.

spacedoutforever:

flurrycolton:

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

Hahahahaha the one in the leather tho

GOLD STAR LESBIANS! YES! I’ve been waiting for a video to react on lesbian porn, as most lesbian porn is geared to appeal to straight men

(Source: edgaralanfrog)

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

casscruffybeard:

theguntogirl:

and yet both are like

*LOOKS MORE*

With Cas looking at him like that, I’m surprised Dean’s clothes didn’t burn off.

(Source: castielstiel)

kingcheddarxvii:

It is very important to put your all into your work

(Source: frigginangels)

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

i should really be writing my 3 essays but im on tumblr - an autobiography

littletrenchcoatangel:

josephasfoury:

most of the comments on this are things like “aw cute” so i have no idea if the majority of the people who’ve seen this noticed what’s in the last panel

oh my god

(Source: wealldraw)

i have headphones in just so i can pretend i cant hear my family