i like tags because u can say stuff but once someone reblogs it its gone
maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.
gurl just split it on em
ON THE CEILING
growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money
ok so when perez hilton was just getting popular i never knew that it was a different person than paris hilton i just thought paris hilton pulled a snoop dog and decided to change her name or something
the better my hair looks the better i function in school
being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs
being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket
where he russian to
why do some people say aunt and other people say aunt
Shoutouts to all the bisexual people whose parents are secretly hoping they’ll settle down in a heterosexual relationship and get married and have biological children.
shoutout to the pan people who have no idea how to even come out to their parents
THE MOST IMPORTANT 15 SECONDS OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE
This is the English word I want to get tattooed on my wrist. It means “to keep breathing even though the water rises all around you.” English is such a mystical exotic language. They can fit so much meaning into so small a word.